SIMPLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE SIMPLE TRUTH! SIMPLE TRUTH 1Lovers help each other undress before sex.However after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.SIMPLE TRUTH 2When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".but, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.Ed
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Regards to simple truth 2, I don't know about the rest of the world but in Australia, Mother's Day (2nd Sunday in May) is exactly 9 months after Father's Day (1st Sunday in September), so that could be a way of saying "good job" I guess?!
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Ed,
If I was to ever get my my wife pregnant or anyone's wife for that matter, please don't think about touching my penis in any way to express your admiration, OK??
If I was to ever get my my wife pregnant or anyone's wife for that matter, please don't think about touching my penis in any way to express your admiration, OK??
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