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SIMPLE TRUTHS

Posted by gutenberg, on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:37 pm
SIMPLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE SIMPLE TRUTH! SIMPLE TRUTH 1Lovers help each other undress before sex.However after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.SIMPLE TRUTH 2When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".but, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.Ed
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Reply by Past Member, on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:26 pm
Regards to simple truth 2, I don't know about the rest of the world but in Australia, Mother's Day (2nd Sunday in May) is exactly 9 months after Father's Day (1st Sunday in September), so that could be a way of saying "good job" I guess?!
Reply by bob.hewson, on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:05 am
Ed,


If I was to ever get my my wife pregnant or anyone's wife for that matter, please don't think about touching my penis in any way to express your admiration, OK??
Reply by gutenberg, on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:55 pm
You can count on it bob, but I would change your bag for you
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