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Posted by Past Member, on Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:17 am
By Pam Ayres  of course..
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!
Well readers, I can tell no more;
 Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
 Another classic Pam Eyres below...laughing
Reply by Zywie, on Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:18 am

Thanks Jo, you made my sides hurt on this one!  I actually just read all three books but only because I kept waiting for them to get better.  It never happened.  

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Reply by Past Member, on Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:10 pm

Read them a few years ago, still amazes me how popular the trilogy became, but not surprised that there are now bulk-loads in second-hand bookshops and charity stores.  FSOG reminds me of the old Mills & Boon romances but now with a bit of bondage thrown in (unfortunately not very well written but then apparently it started as "fan fiction" based on "Twilight" characters so one really can't expect too much I guess?!)  

Much prefer the funny above (or below) versions! laughing






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