Do Ostomates Eat Beans Regularly?

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AlexT
Apr 14, 2025 7:42 am

I was reading a thread, and there was a regular ad that popped up, and I was just wondering how many ostomates actually eat a bowl of beans? 😁 I know it's healthy, but from previous threads, it seems most avoid eating a bowl of that stuff in fear of blockages/excessive output. I just thought a company that makes ostomy products might be more into what ostomates actually eat or at least in what proportion they do. Or maybe everyone does eat like that, and I'm the oddball. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜¬


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Axl
Apr 14, 2025 7:52 am

Can't say I've eaten a whole bowl of beans, but I eat them regularly, all sorts without issue.

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AlexT
Apr 14, 2025 7:57 am
Reply to Axl

I eat them too. However, if I ate that bowl of beans and other veggies, I'd be blocked for a couple of days and then… whamo, output like a mofo for a couple of hours. 😁

IGGIE
Apr 14, 2025 8:46 am
Reply to AlexT

Totally agree, Alex. I have looked at that a few times and thought, why would an organization that's all about ostomy do an ad like that? I would never eat them.

Regards, IGGIE

aTraveler
Apr 14, 2025 9:27 am

Too much gas if I ate that many beans. I do eat Campbell's bean and ham soup β€” of course, Campbell would never supply that many beans in their soup 😊

β€” Proud owner of lifesaving ostomy, vintage 2023, V6 colostomy engine.

 

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Justbreathe
Apr 14, 2025 9:54 am
Reply to aTraveler

A bowl of beans could quite possibly turn your V6 into a V8.

Costing more $ at the pump if you were inclined to gas it… jb

SusanT
Apr 14, 2025 11:38 am

I've never been an enthusiastic eater of beans, so I ignore such pictures. But you make a good point.

I assume they are promoting a meatless lifestyle, which is said to reduce the risks of colorectal cancer. I've seen plenty of vegetarians get colorectal cancer at young ages, so it's clearly not a guarantee.

xnine
Apr 14, 2025 12:10 pm

That looks like a trucker-sized bowl. Too much for me.

Nightrose
Apr 14, 2025 12:20 pm
Reply to SusanT

Agree - I haven't eaten meat since 1984, and I got colorectal cancer.

I've wondered about that advertisement too; I can't imagine eating that food. The most I have in bean-type stuff is petit pois, and even they can cause problems.

ron in mich
Apr 14, 2025 12:32 pm

Hi all, I used to make 3-bean salad to go with meatloaf, pork chops, etc., but never a whole bowl like that, and nowadays just looking at the pic makes me feel bloated.

eefyjig
Apr 14, 2025 1:06 pm

I was a bean-eating pescatarian when I was hit with UC, so, yep, no guarantees. I agree the ad is probably promoting a healthy lifestyle, but for us? We could go on the road as an avant-garde balloon-blowing troupe!

Maried
Apr 14, 2025 1:14 pm

I would have loud, obnoxious gas for 2 days after eating all those beans!

warrior
Apr 14, 2025 1:38 pm

Hhmmm.. I wonder if there are 🍺 beer ads on *AA websites too?πŸ€”

*Alcoholics Anonymous

Nightrose
Apr 14, 2025 1:45 pm
Reply to eefyjig

That would be fun πŸ˜ŠπŸ’–

aTraveler
Apr 14, 2025 2:11 pm
Reply to Justbreathe

V8 is a high-output ostomy engine, and a V4 is a temporary/non-stock ostomy engine. JB, I have seen you posting long enough to know you are not operating with a V4; I'm guessing you are operating with a V6 stock engine. πŸ˜‰

Ben38
Apr 14, 2025 3:09 pm

Me and with an ileo but not a bowl full like that maybe half my stoma can handle; it's just not to my taste eating that amount. I wouldn't have eaten a bowl full before I had a bag either. I've never had a food phobia; I just eat it. There was never any of this fuss over food and stomas when I gave birth to my stoma, lol.

warrior
Apr 14, 2025 4:03 pm
Reply to aTraveler

I'm running a blown hemi. 6 pack. Roller lifters. 1/4 mile I do 3 flushes... 10 minutes πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ€£.

Call Guinness... that's a record.

Justbreathe
Apr 14, 2025 5:20 pm
Reply to aTraveler

Nope, a Mini Cooper! πŸ€ͺjb

Mr Brightside
Apr 14, 2025 5:51 pm

Think I'm running a v16 twin turbo with an added supercharger πŸ˜†

warrior
Apr 14, 2025 6:04 pm
Reply to Mr Brightside

Oh behave, Tom..!πŸ˜†

Liger
Apr 14, 2025 6:25 pm

I was wondering the same thing about that ad. I used to eat a lot of black beans, especially on my salads πŸ₯—. Now? No bueno! I suffer for a couple of days 😩.

TerryLT
Apr 14, 2025 8:07 pm

I make a bean salad often that has a combination of chickpeas, black beans, corn, red onion, and mushrooms, so it's not just beans. It will give me some gas, but most things I like do! I also wouldn't be making a meal out of it, just a small bowl.

Terry

Jo πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί
Apr 15, 2025 3:40 am

Never been a fan of greens (human or vegetable) and never eat beans (don't even mention peas - they smell and taste like evil). 🀒😈

Are beans actually "good for you"? Have read reports that the food pyramid is a whole pile of shite and fiber isn't that important and just irritates and "shreds" the large bowel ~ not having that part of the colon I'm more than happy to go along with that theory.

Eat a whole bowl if that's what you wish, but be prepared for the ensuing gas explosion which will make Chernobyl look like a fart in a bath! πŸ’¨πŸ„β˜οΈπŸ€­

eefyjig
Apr 15, 2025 11:23 am
Reply to Jo πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

I almost spit my coffee out at "Peas smell and taste like evil!" 🀣

Axl
Apr 15, 2025 1:08 pm
Reply to Jo πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

I saw what you did there!!!! ... I agree 🟒

AlexT
Apr 15, 2025 3:07 pm
Reply to Jo πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

My food pyramid consists of what I want to eat. That way, I never forget what the building blocks are for my pyramid. πŸ‘

eefyjig
Apr 15, 2025 3:46 pm
Reply to AlexT

I'm with you, Alex!

Jayne
Apr 15, 2025 4:47 pm
Reply to IGGIE

Ditto absolutely!

infinitycastle52777
Apr 15, 2025 7:21 pm

I have an ileostomy, and I don't eat a whole bowl of beans. Depending on the bean, I eat very little. I don't eat black beans because they don't digest for me. I have eaten a half cup of baked beans before. I have eaten a small amount of lima beans, and by small, I mean small. No, I wouldn't eat a whole bowl of beans.

warrior
Apr 16, 2025 3:29 am

Michael Jackson had an idea.

"Just eat it"πŸŽΆπŸ˜†