BIONIC SPHINCTER Posted by spyder on 05/13/19 Has anyone heard any thing on this Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement See all blogs by spyder Comments: Sasquatch : I had a friend tell me something about his sister-in-law having an electronic butthole. Supposedly it even has a remote control. I thought he was being his normal self and messing with me, but he was serious. I never investigated it, there is no use, my rear end has been sewn shut. Dancingthrough : Interesting. Mine is sewn closed as well. If there is such a thing there should be a way to Unser and reconstruct? Puppyluv56 : What an interesting thought! I always said that with todays technology, it should be better than it is! At least have a valve where you can empty your colon when you want and not have to deal with bags and leaks and all the other issues surrounding an Ostomy! Not a happy thought as far as the Ostomy supply companies go! I even told my Colorectal Surgeon that I would do the research and write the grants if he would finance! He play poormouth! Lol Shitt Happens : Hummmm, How did you read in my head ... loll .... I often say that I can not believe we have not invented a sphynter electronic yet scorsby : Hi. 'ButtApp' and connect it to your phone. Lol lol lol John. Shitt Happens : LMAO bukowski : That app... Would that be an upload or download?