Topic Explanation
The discussion centers around finding affordable ostomy guards for comfortable wear, particularly for those who find it difficult to wear pants other than sweatpants due to the placement of their stoma. The original poster is seeking alternatives to expensive ostomy guards available on platforms like Amazon, which are priced at $80 to $90 or more.

Advice and Insights
1. DIY Solutions:
- Some users have created their own stoma guards and other devices using materials they have at home. This approach allows for customization to meet individual needs and can be cost-effective.

2. Insurance and Health Plans:
- It may be possible to obtain an ostomy guard through a health plan. In the US, even if an item isn't covered, filing with insurance might lead to a discounted price.

3. Alternative Wearing Methods:
- Wearing the ostomy bag outside of pants is an option. An ostomy wrap with pockets, such as those from Ostomy Secrets, can help keep the bag secure and covered.

4. Affordable Options:
- A user found a stoma guard on Amazon for $21.99, which they reported works well.

5. Stealth Belt:
- A Stealth Belt, which allows the pouch to sit horizontally, can be a comfortable option. It is available in slip-over or Velcro types and costs between $60-120. It is durable and suitable for active lifestyles.

6. Custom Solutions:
- Some users have fashioned their own stoma guards from everyday items, such as cutting the upper toe piece from old 'croc' type gardening shoes for use under a wetsuit.