Bagpipes

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jandap
As a bagpiper I play at many funerals. I was recently asked to play at the funeral of a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held in the Cape Breton area. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost. I finally arrived an hour late... and saw the funeral guy was evidently gone, and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left... And they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down.
The vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played 'Amazing Grace', the workers began to weep. They wept; I wept; we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen NOTHIN' like that before .... And I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years..!!"
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Jan,

I am getting lazy in my old age............

I saw all your jokes this morning and liked them all, funny as hell

keep'em coming
When Pete gets back the two of you will keep us in stitches!!

jack
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Jandap: I can only agree with jack, you got a lot of good stuff there, thanks for the chuckle, Ed
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and i`ll make it 3...nicely done....