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Posted by mild_mannered_super_hero, on Wed May 22, 2019 9:57 pm

Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

for every reply i will add another....

+1  I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.

+2   A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

+3  Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.



Last edited by mild_mannered_super_hero on Sun May 26, 2019 6:53 am; edited 4 times in total
Reply by Lt. Dan, on Wed May 22, 2019 10:02 pm

Amen to that brother

Reply by Morning glory , on Thu May 23, 2019 7:36 am

Cute

Reply by vdahl, on Thu May 23, 2019 12:46 pm

OH Pishaw!!! LOL... truly funny Smile

Reply by Puppyluv56, on Fri May 24, 2019 12:42 pm

Haha! I definitely agree that a retired  Husband is a Wife’s  full time job!  Poor P ! 

Lol 

Pup! 

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