Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
for every reply i will add another....
+1 I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
+2 A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
+3 Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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