Sex with a Colostomy - Seeking Advice

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RaenotRay
Mar 16, 2022 2:52 am

This is the best conversation.

Past Member
Mar 16, 2022 11:21 am

I have no idea what is going on LOL ;‍‍&zwj

riealla
Mar 22, 2022 2:12 am

I agree. It's making me laugh in a good way. :)

Posted by: drfields24

Hello everyone!!!

It has been almost a year since joining this site. I just wanted to share. I know a lot of people get concerned about meeting someone on here. I'm not a lifer membership and I had someone initiate to take me out. I've been divorced since 2009. He lives in Chicago. I ignored the first time thinking he was joking. I live in Milwaukee. So a month later he sent me a message through this site saying he wanted to meet me. That was in April this year. I must say it was the best thing that could happen to me. We talk almost every day. We have so much in common. He comes up all the time to spend the day or weekend together. It really does make a difference when someone has an ostomy like you. Such understanding and we always have something to talk about. I want to share because sometimes people think it's hard to meet someone or they say this site doesn't work. I'm a testimony that this site does work. We are talking marriage this time next year. I will keep you posted.

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 2:24 am

So Sally pinned Magoo in a wrestling match?

Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 2:27 am

This is what happens when you get a lot of weirdos with anonymity sitting around chatting....all this weirdness without the benefit of drugs!!! Think of the possibilities with drugs!! LOL. I don't need the drugs, strange enough already!!

Welcome to Bedlam!!

Eamon

 

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Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 2:33 am

One of these days Alex, maybe you can be the referee!! Lol...! I'm vertically challenged so Sally might beat the crap out of me!! Should I take out extra insurance for the bout I wonder?! Whaddya think Sally....

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 2:35 am

Can I wear the striped shirt too?

RaenotRay
Mar 22, 2022 3:42 am

Exactly! I was dying reading this.

RaenotRay
Mar 22, 2022 3:43 am

Only if you wear the boxers.

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 3:45 am

Deal.

RaenotRay
Mar 22, 2022 4:33 am

I guess I should come and film it. "Pictures or it didn't happen" after all. &zwj

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 4:49 am

It would be a good video seeing Sally pin Magoo in a wrestling match. Oh wait, did you mean me in my boxers and referee shirt? I kinda feel violated at the moment.

RaenotRay
Mar 22, 2022 7:57 am

It would be a great show. So, when you say "feel violated", is that a bad thing?

Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 9:55 am

Well, I'm vertically challenged as well... so no excuse! LOL... And there are so many types of wrestling we could pick from... mud wrestling, oil wrestling to name a couple of fun ones... ‍ Heck, we could wrestle in whatever you want! Do you like honey, honey? This country gal is not scared of a challenge. ‍ Saddle up! LOL Hugs, Mustang Sally &zwj

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 10:32 am

Absolutely not a bad thing.

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 10:36 am

I think Magoo just got more than he can handle. The real Sally is in the house.

Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 4:58 pm

Wow!! Finally caught my breath!! Now I'm really scared!! Guess I'll need that extra insurance. Sounds like there might be a drowning hazard!! Tried Honey, HoneyLOL!! Very messy but so delicious.. haha.. we could... better watch my phraseology here.... never mindlol...... not giving away any of my secrets

Eamon

Eamon

Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 5:04 pm

You are so funny! ...drowning hazard!! We could even use maple syrup... very popular here in Canuck land. And I LOVE it! LOL

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 5:04 pm

Could you please explain using honey in your wrestling match? ........

Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 5:07 pm

Hmmm, we might be switching to maple syrup now... very popular here in Canuck land...

AlexT
Mar 22, 2022 5:35 pm

What a sticky mess. You'll probably need a shower after the wrestling death match. Remember, a little syrup goes a long way.
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Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 5:38 pm

I know, eh?! But I do love it so much!!

RaenotRay
Mar 22, 2022 7:06 pm

Yup, definitely filming. I may also be making waffles.. ‍

Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 7:07 pm

LOL OMG Rae that made me laugh so much!

RaenotRay
Mar 22, 2022 8:47 pm

This whole conversation just made me hungry.

Past Member
Mar 22, 2022 8:48 pm

I know, eh?!

AlexT
Mar 23, 2022 1:47 am

Since I'm reffing the match, I'll get Sir Mix A Lot going and play his "Buttermilk Biscuit" song.

Past Member
Mar 23, 2022 2:12 am

"Eh!"

Past Member
Mar 23, 2022 2:15 am

Never heard of Sir Mix Alot... but the more the merrier! Songs about food will be a big hit!

RaenotRay
Mar 23, 2022 3:11 am

Yes! Love it! Isn't there a cute song about milkshakes too?