Credible reports are pouring in about the disappearance of BeachBoy. Last seen entering a honky-tonk bar with Noodles Malone and Flabby. In the wee hours, BeachBoy has vanished. Noodles and Flabby denied comment and remain tight-lipped. Concerned fans around the world held protests demanding: FIND HIM.
To maintain social equilibrium, BeachBoy AI has been released. The autobot app looks, feels, and jabbers exactly like the Boy himself. An example below.
Hiya fellow Ostee's. BeachBoy here. I told a funny one last night: a warrior walks into a bar... nearly breaks a tooth.
Har har hee hee, ain't I funny?
That BeachieBoy is something else. But what else is there? Oh... I make another funny.
Me ma me ma me ma.... We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by as we reboot the AI app................
Okay... I'm back. Feel better. That Beach dude is like 5 pounds of poop in a 2-pound bag. Oh... ha! Another funny. I'm overflowing with wit.
Witty, full of banter, joy, and spunk... BeachBoy AI is sure to please even the most discriminating Ostemate.
Download your copy today.