Eau-de-Poopong (odour of shit) for men & women

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Bog-nor Regis Toilet-ries are proud to introduce to the world a brand new Perfume for the discerning man and women. Eau-de-Poopong. A paradoxical perfume, rich and with style, which pays homage to the sophisticated man and woman of today. Show the world that you are an independent 'Pooper Trouper' and free to enjoy your life exactly how you want to. The head notes glow with bad cabbage and rancid gravy which give way to the clear fragrance mix of farts and bad eggs, all set off on base notes of putrid liver and onions.

But seriously folks, it really worries me (when I am in other peoples company) that they can smell Eau-de-Poopong, so I came up with the following idea.

You will need:

1 ostomy bag cover

1 Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser Necklace

Aromatherapy Felt Pads (Amazon sell these necklaces, together with the felt pads. This will cut the cost down on having to buy them separately).

A bottle of highly concentrated aromatherapy Essential Oil

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Insert the ostomy bag/pouch into your cover, and after loading your locket with your favourite aromatherapy oil, just pop that into the cover as well.

Yes it really works, your body/poo heat activates the locket, and even if (unbeknown to me) the felt pad has dried up, it still gives my confidence a boost thinking that everything is rosy.

I only wear this cover when I know I will be in the company of others, thus saving on the aromatherapy oil. That's right - at home alone I'm quite literally a pig in shit. Plus it's worth noting that if you can't smell your favourite oil, don't think it's not working, it's probably due to olfactory fatigue, a phenomenon where your brain gets desensitised to a scent you're constantly exposed to. Try changing the essential oil for a while before swapping back.

I haven't forgotten you men! Essential oils often associated with men have earthy, woody, spicy, and fresh scents. Popular choices include:

Sandalwood
Cedarwood
Vetiver Deep
Peppermint
Frankincense
Black Pepper
Eucalyptus

"No More SBS (Smelly Belly Syndrome)!

K8 xx

Folks get near me:

I just give em a clothes pin. Sometimes...... 2.

Mmm..I am not sure..on this one. My bag if it is closed and I change it on a regular basis it does not smell.

Is this to be used in case you bust a leak?

Each to there own it's not for me but pleased it helps you feel more confident when your with family & friends so you can get on enjoying living your life, it's a good tip I'm sure it will help other group members too.

Ingenious. An idea that many ostomates will greet with open arms.

How to Adjust to Life with an Ostomy with Bruce | Hollister

Interesting idea and a good hack for those who are worried about smell. That's a big percentage.

However, as noted by others there should be no smell if your bag is properly installed and not leaking.

So I'd encourage this hack for those who can't stop worrying.... I'd also encourage people not becoming dependent on it. Try without a few times and build your confidence.

Gotta admit, the sandalwood sounds OK 👍🏻 ☺️

Tony

I haven't worried about smell since day one, and believe that if your appliance is applied properly and cleaned properly when emptying, there is no reason you should smell.

But, then again, I have notice I've been losing quite a few friends lately . . .hmmm ....KIDDING!!!!

Terry

If you stink, you need to fix something. Ostomy bag covers are basically worthless.

Totally agree with most above, if your bag is fitted correctly you should have no small. I only got a smell once and it was the neck of the bag had a little poo trapped in the fold. Fixed it in 5 mins.

IGGIE