THE HUMAN FRAME
THE HUMAN FRAME.
I question who would claim the fame
for making such a human frame.
Where all the crap of human waste
exits from holes that are misplaced.
Whilst contemplating this I find
an irony will cross my mind.
That this design must be a joke
in order to embarrass folk.
Who would design an anus where
to shit, you really need a chair?
For it can be a real nightmare
without control of crap down there.
Sometimes I find I cachinnate (laugh loudly)
when thinking how we urinate
through an exit coupled to
the same tubes we, our sex pursue.
Thus, to gain our sexual pleasure
comes disgust in equal measure.
But who would make us pay this price
to choose between things not so nice?
Why not design outlets for waste
in front and round about our waist?
So it is more conducive to
managing our pee and poo.
Why not have a system where
we catch the waste in bags from there?
Disposing of it to suit us
without the usual toilet fuss.
Having stomas might work best,
as these have been put to the test
and found to do the job quite well
whilst working with what we expel.
B. Withers 2018