This is a story about a pastor who decided to skip church one Sunday morning to play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well and drove to another city where no one knew him.
The pastor teed off on the first hole, a huge gust of wind caught his ball carried it a hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole.
"An angel looked at God and said, "What did you do that for?"
God smiled and said, "who's he going to tell!