Q-How do you confuse a blond? A-You put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in a corner. Q-How does she confuse you? A-she tells you she found it.
OK there are 300 blonds and 1 brunette hanging on a plane.the pilot say that one needs to let go.the brunette says,"i will!" and all the blonds start clapping
Guy: God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God: So you would love them. Guy: But why did you make them so dumb? God: So they would love you.
A blond keeps walking to her mail box. when asked her why she keeps doing that. she replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it?!
Man says to wife i showed them my chest and got my pension! wife says back you should of pulled down your trousers and got us disability allowance!!
Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at adrive-in movie theatre? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
OK there are 300 blonds and 1 brunette hanging on a plane.the pilot say that one needs to let go.the brunette says,"i will!" and all the blonds start clapping
Guy: God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God: So you would love them. Guy: But why did you make them so dumb? God: So they would love you.
A blond keeps walking to her mail box. when asked her why she keeps doing that. she replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it?!
Man says to wife i showed them my chest and got my pension! wife says back you should of pulled down your trousers and got us disability allowance!!
Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at adrive-in movie theatre? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."