Sally, you have rendered me speechless. (It's actually really difficult to do. Just ask my family. ) You've never heard of Sir Mix Alot???
RaenotRay
Mar 23, 2022 3:14 am
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Mar 23, 2022 3:51 am
I think Sally is trying to make me blush now!! It worked!! ... Yeaaaaa ... I vote Maple Syrup, since Rae will make the pancakes. Stay away from me with the spatula and wooden spoon, Ms. Rae... I got enough of those in high school!! Actually, it was more the bamboo cane with the hook (to prevent escape!!) and the split end... ouch!!
Looking like slippety Maple Syrup Lollipops... is the image my mind conjures!! LOL... You ladies are a lot of fun, pity we don't live closer, we all could have so much fun... that dirty mind again!!!... I mean nice wholesome clean fun... or is that an oxymoron??
Later you naughty boys and girls...
Eamon
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Mar 23, 2022 7:28 am
Thought he was pancake mix or something like Aunt Jemima? I just looked him up...a 'one-hit wonder'...ok I'm thinking he might not have been very popular here. LOL He does have a song about cake though...but it's probably not about cake. LOL
Do you ever think about the poor person who started this thread 3 pages ago? She may never post again.
RaenotRay
Mar 23, 2022 2:02 pm
I do! I think about that often. Maybe we should make a public apology to all the threads we have taken over with our silliness.
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Mar 23, 2022 2:11 pm
We probably should. You are better with words than me...if you write something up, I don't mind posting it or you could just post it. Let me know what you think.
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Mar 27, 2022 5:05 am
Just remember, pouches can be worn horizontally and work just as well. You can buy those cover belts and go to town!!!
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May 26, 2022 3:27 am
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