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Posted by KennyT, on Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:29 pm
Thankyou organizing committee for allowing a second chance, which was the only alternative available to you as a result of some unscrupulous behaviour by some individuals involved. I am now opting for 11/11/10 and would appreciate prompt payment of prizes upon my winning.

And no Rach I dont believe the organisers were referrng to either you or myself with their comments regarding disorderly conduct, but in fact some other rabble rousers. You just cant trust people nowadays to conduct themselves in an appropriate manner.


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Reply by lottagelady, on Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:49 pm
Ken,  I am so relieved that I am not considered to be one of those disorderly types, though I do sometimes wish I really had the energy to be so!

So, confidentially then, who do you reckon the organising committee are referring to? I reckon it's Michael - because he is offering the only prize that will be of no use to ANYONE, at least Pundy when he threw his late bid in was offering something DECENT .... a half melted bag, wow! I mean Karaya powder ...... who knows what that is anyhow?

Any ideas on what we can give to the 5000th member? Will have to congratulate them somehow on joining our merry bunch ......

Reply by KennyT, on Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:44 pm
Hey Rach I would not like to cast aspersions upon any individual on the advice of my lawyer, the distinguished Mr Lobster (who I have not heard from since I had to pay a huge amount of money to in advance). But just let us say those people are aware of who they are and should be ashamed of their greedy grab for the magnificent riches on offer in this great competition.

When my esteemed lawyer returns from his holiday in the Bahamas I will get his advice with regards to a reward for the 5000th member. The only thing I am sure of is they wont be getting any of the prizes presently on offer if I win.
Reply by loren4life, on Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:55 pm

You really got a rivalry started here.  What fun!  Someone needs to call Ed.  He must be ill or traveling not to be joining in here.  Loren  
Reply by miyzy, on Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:41 pm
ill say maarch 14\2011 and ill throw in my bag lady costume custom made
Reply by KennyT, on Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:52 pm
Miyzy I think you may need to revisit earlier posts and then maybe revise your guess, although if you choose to retain your option it immediately eliminates one competitor. Actually the more I think about it you just keep that date.
Reply by beyondpar, on Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:26 am
Oh Dearest Rachel,

           HOw do est we contmplate the date?  For thou thread has madest us all smile..

Whilest I offered my est geuss,  you est   throwest me asunder......lmao,

I too has forgotest thatst whilst on a global forum  ,  one mustest remberest a global

dialoguest...For the unknowingest,   Karaya powder is like Goldest to me for not only

does it heal all blistering aroundest the stoma,  it tooest seals the wafer with suchest

perfection.   One poochest doesnt match the greatness of  my karaya  powder and for that I

willest proclaimest again that is my offering to the rightest  guess.  Laughest if you must.

         Oh wherst has all the global love gone?  I hopest its only the temporariest of sorts.

Much lovest to my soul brothers and sister here and over seasest.

                                       Michael,  the latest entrant into the 5000th thread........

PS.  Havest enjoyed  this thou thread muchest.......LMAO

Reply by lottagelady, on Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:25 pm
Sir .... I would say that I am more of an Edward Lear sorta gal meself ......

That gent from New York called Hassett
Was desperate for Rach's 'ole Basset
He needed to win to use that dog as a bin
But Compton is really no asset .....

Reply by swiffer, on Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:53 pm
I guess in case of a tie we go to {exchanged messages and form posts} I have my crazy dog Al all packed and ready to go .He knows something is up but i don't let him on the computer because he is to young. In case the winner can not pick the crazy dog up with-in an hour of the winner being announced there will be a $50 a day boarding fee added on. Baths and food will be extra.
My home address is        !$@# street
                                        &$^^%$#&% city  MO.
I will board up to 15 years.
Reply by KennyT, on Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:22 pm
That will be fine with me Swiffer when I win and all kennel fees will be taken care of by my lawyer Mr Lobster out of his own expenses. Judging by the rather hefty invoices I have received from the shady My Lobster WHILST sunning himself in the Carribean money is of no object to him. The man is an absolute disgrace but of course this conversation is off the record and I will deny everything should he catch me out.

Please send all invoices to Mr Lobster.

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Reply by Tropicald, on Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:47 pm
Okay, I will go for Jan 4, 2011 as that is my birthday and should bring me luck.  I will throw in a bottle of dedorant for the pouch.  

Reply by eddie, on Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:36 pm
Hey, Rach we come up with a legit way to out think(not really that difficult) a Lawyer and then thenseother unnamed subjects want to get into the act and share in the spoils!!!!! We need us someone to do some lawyerin for us.  WONDER HOW MUSH OF THE PRIZES we would have to give up to bring Lobster over to our side?Ed, Ed help where are you my friend ???  Rach and I need us a mouth piece!!!
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Reply by Past Member, on Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:19 pm
i`m going with my birthday december 19 2010....i`ll add a free 2 night stay in the "honeymoon cabin" to the prize package...winner is responsible for air fare and all applicable tax.
host is not responsible for accidents, insect or animal bites, fire ,theft or other mishaps beyond my control......

Reply by KennyT, on Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:59 pm
It looks like a  beautiful cabin MMSH but I have just a couple of questions for you. Do you get water views other than the local creek? How far down the road is it to Pettycoat Junction? I would love to catch up with those 3 sisters even though they are probably in a nursing home being force fed by now.

One other moot point. As the membership is rapidly closing in on the magical 5000 mark I once again look to be in the box seat (much to the consternation of a few projected sore losers)
I was wondering if my date of the 11/11/10 is here on the right side of the world or there on the side used to balance the globe?? If it falls on the 11 th Nov here I am counting that as a win and all the riches will be mine all mine!!!

No further discussion will be entered into.
Reply by eddie, on Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:13 pm
Kenny, I am not!!!! above cheaten, but hey you go too far , Of course you know this means war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The spoils you will never cherish! The beatiful Rachel and I will have them all!!! Wher is Lobster still on Vaction with all is cash??? And to poke fun at MMSH's beatiful tarpaper cabin is tooo much!!!
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