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Gassy Granny

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Posted by Past Member, on Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:38 pm
Hope this is not a repeat. But I thought this was cute and funny.

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Reply by mild_mannered_super_hero, on Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:59 pm
LOl...!!! good one
Reply by gutenberg, on Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:22 pm
Good Doctors are hard to come by and that little old lady should have left good enough alone and I have noticed my pouch does not smell so bad anymore, best keep my mouth shut, Ed
Reply by christiesdad, on Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:31 pm
Aw, come on now...............

Did you ever notice how your own farts don't smell that bad?

My Dad had a saying. "he thinks that his shit don't stink.
                                  but his farts give him away!
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Reply by Past Member, on Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:18 am
your dad is right because mine smells like roses
Reply by gutenberg, on Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:07 am
A Rose is a Rose until it hits your nose!!
And if your nose runs and your feet smell, then you're built upside down, ah, but the wisdom of the ages, rectal cranial inversion maybe?  Ed
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Reply by Past Member, on Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:14 pm
Maybe your are right Ed. lol
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