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Humour Makes The World Go Round? A Joke A Day?

Posted by Panko

1)

Man goes into a watch maker, he unzipped his trousers & slapped his Cxxk on the table,

The lady behind the counter screamed out loud!

Thats not a watch you can't do things like that in here?

The man replied you are a watch mender aren't you?

yes she said, 

well put two hands on that please!😂

 

2) Man & wife go to bed togeather,

P.S. wife calls her fanny (the washing machine ) & Man calls his willy (the dirty washing)!

Husband asks wife can I put my dirty washing in your washing machine?

wife replied I'm too tired now ask me in the morning?

so half hour later wife turned to her hubby & asked do you still want to put yr dirty washing in my washing machine?

No thanks he replied I've just hand washed it! 😂

 

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Comments:
Jan 07, 2022
ileosto.moon : Lol ????????????
Jan 07, 2022
Caz67 : Best medicine is laughter ???? xx
Jan 07, 2022
AlexT : Watch hands are pretty small. ????
Jan 09, 2022
Gemini16 : Lol. Thank you! Needed a laugh today.


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