Humour Makes The World Go Round? A Joke A Day?
Man goes into a watch maker, he unzipped his trousers & slapped his Cxxk on the table,
The lady behind the counter screamed out loud!
Thats not a watch you can't do things like that in here?
The man replied you are a watch mender aren't you?
yes she said,
well put two hands on that please!😂
2) Man & wife go to bed togeather,
P.S. wife calls her fanny (the washing machine ) & Man calls his willy (the dirty washing)!
Husband asks wife can I put my dirty washing in your washing machine?
wife replied I'm too tired now ask me in the morning?
so half hour later wife turned to her hubby & asked do you still want to put yr dirty washing in my washing machine?
No thanks he replied I've just hand washed it! 😂