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Posted by lottagelady, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:06 am
Our friend  MMSH has already tried this but it didn't work, so will try again, now I know how to do stuff!


Just how my bag hangs first thing in the morning........

and a few others to make you smile..........

Reply by WOUNDED DOE, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:05 pm
LOL!!!   This is the sort of thing one might see on Dave Letterman!!  FUNNEEEE
Reply by gutenberg, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:22 pm
Great Rachel, one picture is worth a thousand words and I can imagine the words for captiones.
Reply by Roch!!, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:53 pm
Very funny.... definitely put a smile on my face!!!!!!  thankyou.
Rochelle. X
Reply by Carolw, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:05 pm
brill,made my day xxxx
Reply by lottagelady, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:12 pm
So pleased it has raised a few smiles! x  
Reply by Mike, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:21 pm
Very Funny
Past Member
Reply by Past Member, on Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:01 pm
bravo.....well done!!!!!..........
Reply by WAB, on Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:48 am
I had to well I lived in S E Asia 10 years.........great

it reminded me of an ad I saw once..full page for a vacuum cleaner........the caption for the machine  read as follows  in big bold letters......

      ( I am not only a good sucker but a blower too) they sold out in one hihihihihii

you should have seen some of the menus........................

Lots of laughs..keep it up..

Past Member
Reply by Past Member, on Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:28 am
  Absolutely bloody brilliant!!!!  
Reply by WAB, on Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:54 am
Here are some products I came across which actually exist..the name of the product and what they areused for

Clean Finger Nail - Chinese tissues
Kolic - Japanese mineral water
Creap Creamy Powder - Japanese Coffee Creamer
Last Climax - Japanese tissues
Ass Glue - Chinese glues  cures everything
Swine - Chinese chocolates
Libido - Chinese soda
Pocari Sweat - Japanese sport drink
Ban Cock - Indian cockroach repellent
Shocking - Japanese chewing gum
Homo sausage - East Asian fish sausage
Cat Wetty - Japanese moistened hand towels
Hornyphon - Austrian video recorder
Shitto - Ghanian pepper sauce
Pipi - Yugoslavian orangeade
Polio - Czechoslovakian laudnry detergent
Crundy - Japanese gourmet candy
Superglans - Netherlands car wax
I'm Dripper - Japanese instant coffee
Zit - Greek soft drink
My Fanny - Japanese toilet paper

Laugh away is there and I  wish I had kept the bottle....put it in my medicine cabinet..everyone peaks in a medicine hihiii

I picked it up in was called...Ass cured hihihihi..

Cheers everyone
Reply by WAB, on Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:06 am
Ok Ok I am silly this morning.....but any of you going to may find this on a few restaurant menus......Bon hihihiihh

Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Prawn cock and tail - Cairo
Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose -
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion -
Fried freindship - Nepal
Strawberry crap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
Goose Barnacles - Spain
French Creeps - L.A.  I had to add this one
Fried fishermen - Japan
Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan
Reply by fiestyphoenix_51, on Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:01 pm
Thanks, just what I needed before going in to work nights again!! This is soooooo funny!!!
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